kids write the darndest things
Thursday, January 5, 2012 at 09:05AM
Actual quotes from stories I have read:
“The first thing I found was an elaborate gold silk fabric with gold and copper colored sequence all over it . . .”
“I have been advised to mull over a last meal and chose a religious domination for my preparation and celebration into Hell.”
“. . . past the plastic peeling Wayne’s Coating were piles of crap . . .” (wainscotting) (and I bet there’s a Chester Drawers in that room).
“. . . to sounds of ooh’s and awes from the bonfire . . .”
“. . . it seems God has a lot install for this woman.”
“. . . I found it impossible to eve’s drop on the murmurs and whispers . . .”
“I made eye contact with Jacques right after I saw the grotesquity of what he had just done.”
“The tone of the story was extremely mellow dramatic.”
writing
Reader Comments (1)
Hah! This is great. I laughed aloud. Or rather, I laughed allowed! -Laura